You have to be of a certain age and have been a boxing fan to get the headline. So I’ll try again. The Obamacare website goes down more often than an Amsterdam whore at a bachelor party for a merchant marine. Poor Jay Carney. Forget that; screw Jay Carney. With thanks to Mary McCarthy, every word he says is a lie including “and” and “the.” Did you know he’s married to Claire Shipman, the news correspondent for ABC?